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Post by Springy on Aug 15, 2018 13:41:41 GMT
Clott - 8 Gam - 14 Slam - 11 Rott - 38 HEAL Ink - 11 Garden inspector - 10 Monty - 17 Fling - 14 Posh - 8 Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 Thugg - 9 Tum - 12 Figg - 3 HURT Kip - 10
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Post by Springy on Aug 15, 2018 14:43:25 GMT
Clott - 8 Gam - 14 Slam - 11 Rott - 38 HEAL Ink - 11 Garden inspector - 10 Monty - 17 Fling - 14 Posh - 8 Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 Thugg - 9 Tum - 12 Figg - 1 HURT Kip - 10
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Post by Springy on Aug 15, 2018 15:43:23 GMT
Clott - 8 Gam - 15 HEAL Slam - 11 Rott - 38 Ink - 11 Garden inspector - 10 Monty - 17 Fling - 14 Posh - 8 Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 Thugg - 9 Tum - 12 Figg - -1 DEAD Kip - 10
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Post by Springy on Aug 15, 2018 17:25:35 GMT
Clott - 8 Gam - 15 HEAL Slam - 11 Rott - 38 Ink - 11 Garden inspector - 10 Monty - 17 Fling - 14 Posh - 8 Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 Thugg - 7 - HURT Tum - 12 Kip - 10
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Post by Springy on Aug 15, 2018 18:32:27 GMT
Clott - 8 Gam - 16 HEAL Slam - 11 Rott - 38 Ink - 11 Garden inspector - 10 Monty - 17 Fling - 14 Posh - 8 Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 Thugg - 5 - HURT Tum - 12 Kip - 10
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Post by Monty on Aug 15, 2018 19:15:47 GMT
Clott - 8 Gam - 16 Slam - 11 Rott - 38 Ink - 9 HURTGarden inspector - 10 Monty - 17 Fling - 14 Posh - 8 Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 Thugg - 5 Tum - 13 HEALKip - 10
----------------------------------------------------------- August 15, Castle Gam, Gam's Bedroom
Gam: These deaths seem to be increasing at a quicker rate with three more celebrities falling dead in just a matter of a few hours! I just hope my new recruit can go find some more information regarding those three weevils before we're all in the blender! I just can't believe Mudd went as sudden as installing an outhouse in someone's garden only to just collapse with her head floating in the toilet! And despite it being so dark I just can't help but laugh since it looks like a blue turd in there! Bunty's death was also rather hilarious as she happened to suddenly fall dead on a massive spike just as she was gossiping about Kip's problem with viagra! I don't know about anyone else but that to me just looks like instant karma in its best form! But most funniest of all, Figg just so happened to be near the fryer where upon dropping dead, she fell in resulting in being cooked where the chef had no idea and ended up feeding it to someone only to find out it was Figg in there once they had ate it all! Oh why must all these deaths be so darn fucking funny all of a sudden? I haven't laughed since someone got blew up in the Great Bin War resulting in somebody choking to death as some incoming balls shoot straight into their mouth! Hahaha-
Phone: *RING* *RING* *RING*-
Gam: Huh? Who's calling so late? Unknown number? Well despite the last unknown number persuading me I was somehow pregnant despite my gender resulting in me having rather the embarassing day at the clinic, I'll give it another chance! Well, here goes! ...Hello?
? ? ?: Ah Gam! How splendid to finally talk to you!
Gam: *gasp* ...Why its you! You have a lot of nerve calling I tell ya! You don't know what you are messing with!
? ? ?: More like you don't know what you are messing with! I have my army and despite getting a bit of a slight whack by the 'special force' recently, I'm still in a good state to cause havock!
Gam: Oh you simply don't understand! I have the best new recuirt ever who is just such a gentlemen! He claims to be three times more stronger than he usually is and he is so darn generous that he came to help me despite me recently getting him accused of murder by mistake when I had fired a weak agent through his roof! He was even nice enough to even help give my old weevil gun a blast- oh wait thats a bit too much information there!
? ? ?: Wait.... accused of murder you say? ......DAMN! ITS THAT PESKY ROTT! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! I EVEN FRAMED HIM FOR MURDER WHEN I RAN OVER A PARAMEDIC VIA BEING ABLE TO CONTROL THEIR AMBULANCE WITH MY MIND AND I EVEN TRIED TO GET HIM LOCKED UP FOR GOOD BY STRAPPING A BOMB TO SOME PROSECUTOR WHERE I DEMANDED THEY GOT A GUILTY VERDICT! AND EVER SINCE HE GOT RELEASED HES JUST GOTTEN BETTER WHERE HES NOW THERE SMOKING A PIPE AND SPEAKING IN HIS WHOLE NEW 'MATURE' ACCENT! GRRRRRRRR *huff* *huff* *huff* *huff* But rest assured, I'm not afraid to take you on!
Gam: You think? You sounded like you were shitting so much that you could shit out virtually all the bad things President Watney implemented! Are you sure you wanna try being hard madame idiot? Or should I say..... Octeelia?
Octeelia: Ah so I am finally revealed! I guess its a change from being called 'them' or 'you know who'! Haha it was so funny watching you lot be scared silly! But nevertheless, just know that I will soon be coming for you and you and your new wanker buddy better be prepared! Try not to charge the poor fella 10 dosh for this just for a heads up! Goodbye!
Call Ended
Gam: Fuck sake! Telemarketers again! Or were they cold callers? I'd have probs gotten a Nigerian Prince call had I not hit the guy with a baseball bat when I caught him stealing my silver knight when I had invited them around out of my own stupidity!
Tensions rise around the bin *cough* city where not only the 'special force' is wiping out more but also that a possible new war is emerging! Will you join the SWS or the WEB? Or how about TEACH PEOPLE NOT TO BETRAY THEMSELVES RATHER THAN ENCOURAGE THEM TO GO TO SUCH AN EVIL ORGANISATION? I'M LOOKING AT YOU WATNEY!
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Post by Springy on Aug 15, 2018 19:26:05 GMT
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Post by Springy on Aug 15, 2018 19:38:25 GMT
Octeelia won't have help for long ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png) Clott - 8 Gam - 17 HEALSlam - 11 Rott - 38 Ink - 9 Garden inspector - 10 Monty - 17 Fling - 14 Posh - 8 Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 Thugg - 3 HURTTum - 13 Kip - 10
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Post by Monty on Aug 15, 2018 19:46:35 GMT
Haha dw I've already prepared for what you are about to do (story-wise)
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Post by Springy on Aug 15, 2018 20:41:25 GMT
Clott - 8 Gam - 18 HEAL Slam - 11 Rott - 38 Ink - 9 Garden inspector - 10 Monty - 17 Fling - 14 Posh - 8 Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 Thugg - 1 HURT Tum - 13 Kip - 10
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Post by Robin on Aug 15, 2018 21:20:59 GMT
Clott - 8 Gam - 18 Slam - 11 Rott - 38 Ink - 9 Garden inspector - 10 Monty - 17 Fling - 12 HURT Posh - 8 Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 Thugg - 1 Tum - 13 Kip - 11 HEAL
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Post by Springy on Aug 15, 2018 21:46:54 GMT
Clott - 8 Gam - 19 HEAL Slam - 11 Rott - 38 Ink - 9 Garden inspector - 10 Monty - 17 Fling - 12 Posh - 8 Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 Thugg - -1 DEAD Tum - 13 Kip - 11
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Post by Springy on Aug 15, 2018 22:55:26 GMT
Clott - 8 Gam - 20 HEAL Slam - 11 Rott - 38 Ink - 9 Garden inspector - 10 Monty - 17 Fling - 12 Posh - 6 - HURT Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 Tum - 13 Kip - 11
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Post by Springy on Aug 16, 2018 10:34:18 GMT
Clott - 8 Gam - 21 HEAL Slam - 11 Rott - 38 Ink - 9 Garden inspector - 10 Monty - 17 Fling - 12 Posh - 4 - HURT Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 Tum - 13 Kip - 11
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Post by Robin on Aug 16, 2018 11:21:52 GMT
Clott - 8 Gam - 23 HEAL Slam - 11 Rott - 38 Ink - 9 Garden inspector - 10 Monty - 17 Fling - 12 Posh - 2 - HURT Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 Tum - 13 Kip - 11
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