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Post by Springy on Aug 13, 2018 14:43:43 GMT
You're too nice for that
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Post by Springy on Aug 13, 2018 15:00:42 GMT
Bunty - 8 Tink - 8 Clott - 9 Scribbles - 8 Gam - 13 Slam - 11 Rott - 18 HEAL Ink - 11 Garden inspector - 10 Nest inspector - 8 HURT Mudd - 8 Monty - 16 Fling - 16 Posh - 8 Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 Thugg - 9 Tum - 12 Figg - 9 Kip - 9
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Post by Springy on Aug 13, 2018 16:08:15 GMT
Bunty - 8 Tink - 8 Clott - 9 Scribbles - 8 Gam - 13 Slam - 11 Rott - 19 HEAL Ink - 11 Garden inspector - 10 Nest inspector - 6 HURT Mudd - 8 Monty - 16 Fling - 16 Posh - 8 Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 Thugg - 9 Tum - 12 Figg - 9 Kip - 9
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Post by Robin on Aug 13, 2018 16:30:52 GMT
Bunty - 8 Tink - 8 Clott - 9 Scribbles - 8 Gam - 14 HEAL Slam - 11 Rott - 19 Ink - 11 Garden inspector - 10 Nest inspector - 4 HURT Mudd - 8 Monty - 16 Fling - 16 Posh - 8 Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 Thugg - 9 Tum - 12 Figg - 9 Kip - 9
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Post by Springy on Aug 13, 2018 19:02:16 GMT
Rott ftw
Bunty - 8 Tink - 8 Clott - 9 Scribbles - 8 Gam - 14 Slam - 11 Rott - 20 HEAL Ink - 11 Garden inspector - 10 Nest inspector - 2 HURT Mudd - 8 Monty - 16 Fling - 16 Posh - 8 Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 Thugg - 9 Tum - 12 Figg - 9 Kip - 9
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Post by Springy on Aug 13, 2018 20:07:14 GMT
Bunty - 8 Tink - 8 Clott - 9 Scribbles - 8 Gam - 14 Slam - 11 Rott - 21 HEAL Ink - 11 Garden inspector - 10 Nest inspector - 0 DEAD Mudd - 8 Monty - 16 Fling - 16 Posh - 8 Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 Thugg - 9 Tum - 12 Figg - 9 Kip - 9
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Post by Robin on Aug 13, 2018 20:09:00 GMT
Bunty - 8 Tink - 8 Clott - 7 HURT Scribbles - 8 Gam - 14 Slam - 11 Rott - 22 HEAL Ink - 11 Garden inspector - 10 Mudd - 8 Monty - 16 Fling - 16 Posh - 8 Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 Thugg - 9 Tum - 12 Figg - 9 Kip - 9
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Post by Monty on Aug 13, 2018 20:28:04 GMT
Bunty - 8 Tink - 6 HURTClott - 8 HEALScribbles - 8 Gam - 14 Slam - 11 Rott - 22 Ink - 11 Garden inspector - 10 Mudd - 8 Monty - 16 Fling - 16 Posh - 8 Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 Thugg - 9 Tum - 12 Figg - 9 Kip - 9 ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- August 13, Dosh's Palace, Dosh's Bedroom 3A
Dosh: *Huff* *huff* Oh how I deeply regret taking no notice of the 'special force'. I truly thought being as rich as I am would have already garunteed me safety though how wrong I was!
Posh: Oh hey darling, how are things going along?
Dosh: Not very good I'm afraid. It doesn't help when that bloody spoilt pet of yours keeps dropping nuclear bombs! What you feeding the bloody thing?
Posh: I just like to treat them once in a while. It'd help if you stopped being such a champagne socialist these days by throwing your money off your balcony at those filthy peasants! Oh what happened to those days where you used to wash and admire your money like a true capitalist? The only thing healthy remaining in you is the idea your still using Bupa healthcare!
Dosh: Ever tried giving for once? Every fucking month I have to have this conve- Say, whats that key you got round your neck? Didn't you go to the bin pet store last night? Wait. Oh my God! You was there at the scene! You must have been that scream that the police reported to have heard! You must have taken the key! You must hand it in immediately! That could be the answer to the current issue of all those bin pets running loose out there!
Posh: Oh but your forgetting the fact that I found it and that I can absolutely do anything I want with it! I think it is just what I needed to keep up appearances since recently, I bribed Gam with a load of cash as you usually do and he handed me a copy of a top secret photo related to that weird power things going on at the moment and theres just one weevil in particular in it which just looks so darn astonishing and as the prettiest weevil in all of what used to be the bin, I just can't let anyone walk the streets looking a lot greater than me!
Dosh: I can't believe what I am hearing! That does it! I am officially cutting you off- Ack! Noooo! It can't be!
Posh: Dosh! What's happening!?
Dosh: The power!! I think its decided to finish me for good. One last word if I may. Posh.... *huff* *huff* *huff* ...please tell my nephew that *huff* *huff* *huff* *huff* ...................his hot dogs are good.
*CRASH*
Posh: Dosh no! ...But wait, if hes gone that must mean; yes! I am next of kin meaning I gain everything from the power, the inheritence, the money, the palace; everything! I can finally get rid of that irritating wannabe relative of mine known as Gosh by deporting her sorry ass down to peasant land! This is going to be the best thing since a safe full of money! I can now buy that solid platinum egg holder that Dosh deemed too useless as well as that bidet which will come in handy for everytime I sit on one of those horrible public benches that peasants sit down on! I can also finally buy myself a freddo frog! Oh my dearest brother how it is so unfortunate for you to pass but didn't I tell you that socialism kills? All that is important is me and this glorious key! Mwahahahahahahahahaaaah!!!!
------------BREAKING NEWS-------------------
News Anchor: We have some breaking news that the world's wealthiest weevil 'Dosh' has passed away as he falls victim to the 'hurt power' as the unknown weevil(s) in society send out another strong blow and being as he is of a certain wealth it is why we're here now publicising it all over the place because who cares about children starving in third world countries when one of our fellow bling blings have gone? Eh hem. In other news, fellow madame Posh becomes the newest wealthiest weevil as she inherits all of her brother's money and has already made her home of her own where "Dosh's Palace" has now officially been renamed as "Posh's Palace" after a long hard decision taken from a huge list of ideas ranging from "The palace free of dirty peasants", "The fuck off and die if you earn below 50K house" and "The land where if you aren't a capitalist then you are a cu"- wait can even say such foul language on air? WE CAN!? Haha well just for fun I will say bitch! Fucker! Bastard! Shit! Piers Morgan! What was that? I can't say such words? But I thought you said it was allowed? Oh, only the last one in my list was not permitted? I'm fired after I finish my report? Er, well, erm. ...........In related news, the most humble and adorable little princess known as 'Gosh' who is a fond family member of the Dosh family was last seen on a cargo boat setting off to Somalia. Posh refused to speak on the matter so we can only assume that it is some kind of exchange student programme. That's all for our breaking news, may we return to our exclusive documentary called "Swearing on air: The end of a news anchor's carrer". Wait, REALLY!? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? WHY MUS- ----------------OFF AIR-----------------------
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Post by Monty on Aug 13, 2018 20:30:14 GMT
Lol thanks for killing off nesty whilst I was writing this up. I literally healed him as well but I guess I was too late ;(
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Post by Springy on Aug 13, 2018 21:01:21 GMT
Np hehe
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Post by Springy on Aug 13, 2018 21:25:46 GMT
Bunty - 8 Tink - 4 HURT Clott - 8 Scribbles - 8 Gam - 14 Slam - 11 Rott - 23 HEAL THE LEGEND Ink - 11 Garden inspector - 10 Mudd - 8 Monty - 16 Fling - 16 Posh - 8 Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 Thugg - 9 Tum - 12 Figg - 9 Kip - 9
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Post by Springy on Aug 13, 2018 22:28:12 GMT
Bunty - 8 Tink - 2 HURT Clott - 8 Scribbles - 8 Gam - 14 Slam - 11 Rott - 24 HEAL Ink - 11 Garden inspector - 10 Mudd - 8 Monty - 16 Fling - 16 Posh - 8 Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 Thugg - 9 Tum - 12 Figg - 9 Kip - 9
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Post by Monty on Aug 13, 2018 22:37:37 GMT
OMG STOP
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Post by Springy on Aug 13, 2018 23:01:18 GMT
Noo, I can every hour
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Post by Springy on Aug 13, 2018 23:31:36 GMT
Bunty - 8 Tink - 0 DEAD Clott - 8 Scribbles - 8 Gam - 14 Slam - 11 Rott - 25 HEAL Ink - 11 Garden inspector - 10 Mudd - 8 Monty - 16 Fling - 16 Posh - 8 Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 Thugg - 9 Tum - 12 Figg - 9 Kip - 9
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