Bunty - 8
Clott - 8
Scribbles - 8
Gam - 14
Slam - 11
Rott - 25
Ink - 11
Garden inspector - 10
Mudd - 8
Monty -
17 HEALFling -
14 HURTPosh - 8
Weevil X - 10
Octeelia - 15
Thugg - 9
Tum - 12
Figg - 9
Kip - 9
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August 14,
Shopping Mall,
Garden Plots
Garden Inspector: *sob* *sniff*
Customer: Hello, I would like to purchase a garden upgrade.
Garden Inspector: WELL YOU CAN'T!! CAN'T YOU READ THE FUCKING SIGN!? IT SAYS BIN TYCOONS ONLY!!
Customer: Woah I don't know what crawled up inside of you lately but it definately isn't good!
Garden Inspector: Oh I'm sorry. Its just that last night someone very special to me suddenly died. The power just didn't leave him alone and it stripped every last bit of him! Those weevils will pay for what they did!
Customer: As in power you mean the 'special force' that has been attacking some celebrities lately? I simply think they're just overloaded on crack myself! I take it was some other celeb that was special to you?
Garden Inspector: Yes. You may know him as the Nest Inspector. We were getting along so well and I was virtually close to asking him out! I knew he had feelings for me just like I had feelings for him but I think he was just too nervous to ever express them. I reckon we was going to have such a great life together. We would have had mini nestlings and gardenlings, inspected nests an gardens together, my garden trophy and his nest trophy would have connecte-
Customer: Woah okay! You really don't have to go into such specific detail there! I'm really sorry to hear of your loss. I once lost-
*SLAM*
Clott: HE'S DEAD! HE'S ACTUALLY DEAD!
Garden Inspector: No need to break my door down! I already know about the sad news of my dear nesty *sniff* *sniff*.
Clott: NO! ITS TINK! WE WAS INVESTIGATING AS PART OF THE SWS WHERE BOTH OF US WENT TO SLEEP FOR THE NIGHT WHERE TINK DIED IN HIS SLEEP!! WHY OH WHY?
Garden Inspector: Another death already? Its as if these weevils are becoming sociopaths! I can't trust anyone anymore! Not even you!
Customer: Me? If I had these hurt and heal powers mate I'd be using them to hurt Ink. I can't stand his screenplays!
Clott: TINK WAS ALREADY SHOWING WEAKNESS AS IT IS! WHEN THINKING ABOUT IDEAS, THE ONLY ANSWER HE COULD GIVE WAS "NOTHING"! HE WAS LIKE ONE OF THOSE MAGIC CONCH SHELLS FROM SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
Garden Inspector: And why did you come to me to report this by any chance?
Clott: Well er, I just thought you were the second closest thing to me! I remember having that insanely long conversation with you a few years ago! *sniff* *sniff*
Garden Inspector: That 'insanely long conversation' was a matter of me trying to explain to you why you can no longer work here due to the president at that time sacking you and putting me in charge! Everytime I said 'president' you kept on saying "You have a present a me? Where is it?" and it was driving me up what used to be a bin wall! If you need help, go see a therapist!
Clott: Therapist?
Garden Inspector: Yes! Therapist! T H E R A P I S T! THERAPIST!
Clott: Huh? Doesn't that spell The Rapist? I don't know but aren't they the ones who don't take no for an answer and just stick it in ya? I don't think that's going to help me....
Garden Inspector: Ugh you are just so ultimately stupid!!
Clott: YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND ME! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*SLAM*
Garden Inspector: Clott wait! You dropped something! .....Huh, what is this? It appears its a torn photo off something. Why is Clott carrying around a photo of a yellow and black weevil? Who is this? I wonder if I can somehow bribe Clott with the photo. Hmm- wait, your still here? How much did you hear?
Customer: Oh nothing! But my recording device did! Haha I'm going to make thousands off selling this to the media! "Garden Inspector is a blackmailing bastard!". I'll be famous! And it serves you right for refusing me a garden upgrade! Cheerio!
Garden Inspector: Wait, no! I have to act quickly! Let's see-
*BANG*
*BANG*
*BANG*
Customer: You..........you..shot me!
*CRASH*
Garden Inspector: Oh no! I've never killed anyone in my life! I must run off and start a new life! Screw you government for making garden upgrades tycoon only! Why couldn't you just give for once!?
A dead body has been found in the 'Garden Plots' which appears to have been shot 3 times in the stomach. The Garden Inspector hasn't been seen and is currently our prime suspect being as the direction of the bullets appears to originate from the counter in the shop. The Shopping Mall is closed until further notice.
Fellow celebrities Tink and the Nest Inspector have also passed as the special power surge strikes another two of our fond faces. Residents are horrified at the death of the Nest Inspector since they can't no longer achieve "They're 1000th crappy nest trophy now" but are also relieved at Tink's death as they now "Feel a lot safer now that theres a weevil with terrible ideas now officially off the streets".
Its sure a dark time to live as all these deaths now increase the crime rate to an all time high where President De Watteville has responded saying it is "Simply a matter of poor people misbehaving" and has said nothing in regard to the 'special force' going round.