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Post by Robin on Aug 9, 2018 20:16:08 GMT
Bunty - 8 Gong - 0 DEAD Tink - 10 Clott - 10 Scribbles - 10 Gam - 10 Slam - 11 Flam - 10 Rott - 10 Dott - 10 Ink - 11 Garden inspector - 10 Nest inspector - 10 Glamm - 10 Mudd - 10 Monty - 12 Heal Fling - 11 Dosh - 10 Posh - 10 Flam - 8 Hurt Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 11 Thugg - 9 HEAL Tum - 11 Figg - 10 Kip - 10 Snappy - 10
Rest in peace Gong
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Post by Springy on Aug 9, 2018 20:29:17 GMT
Bunty - 8 Tink - 10 Clott - 10 Scribbles - 10 Gam - 10 Slam - 11 Rott - 10 Dott - 10 Ink - 11 Garden inspector - 10 Nest inspector - 10 Glamm - 10 Mudd - 10 Monty - 12 Fling - 11 Dosh - 10 Posh - 10 Flam - 6 HURT Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 12 HEAL Thugg - 9 Tum - 11 Figg - 10 Kip - 10 Snappy - 10
Gong has gone
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Post by Monty on Aug 9, 2018 20:36:56 GMT
Bunty - 8 Gong - 0 DEAD Tink - 10 Clott - 10 Scribbles - 10 Gam - 10 Slam - 11 Flam - 10 Rott - 10 Dott - 10 Ink - 9 - HURTGarden inspector - 10 Nest inspector - 10 Glamm - 10 Mudd - 10 Monty - 13 - HEALFling - 11 Dosh - 10 Posh - 10 Flam - 10 Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 11 Thugg - 9 Tum - 11 Figg - 10 Kip - 10 Snappy - 10
--- BREAKING NEWS ---
News Reporter: We have had a shocking report that Gong has been killed by some right 'bastards' and the pipenest is due for repossesion along with the Bin Pet Gym, we are now joined by, wait, no, please; NOT AGAIN!
? ? ?: Its as if the community are stupid in deciding to kill them
News Reporter: What do you want from me?
? ? ?: Hm, good question actually. GIVE ME YOUR ANTENNA!!
News Reporter: Noooo! Not that! Have anything but that!
? ? ?: Okay, lemme go down below
News Reporter: Wait no! Fine, cut it off!
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The news reporter's body was found later on in the day. Who would have thought that cutting off the freaking antenna would kill it?
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Post by Springy on Aug 9, 2018 20:58:51 GMT
Please continue your story, it is excellent By the way you forgot to heal yourself And you also didn't add my hurt and heal
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Post by Monty on Aug 9, 2018 21:19:09 GMT
Please continue your story, it is excellent By the way you forgot to heal yourself Yeah it shall update everytime I heal + hurt
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Post by Springy on Aug 9, 2018 21:45:19 GMT
Bunty - 8 Tink - 10 Clott - 10 Scribbles - 10 Gam - 10 Slam - 11 Rott - 10 Dott - 10 Ink - 9 Garden inspector - 10 Nest inspector - 10 Glamm - 10 Mudd - 10 Monty - 13 Fling - 11 Dosh - 10 Posh - 10 Flam - 6 Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 13 HEAL Thugg - 9 Tum - 11 Figg - 10 Kip - 8 HURT Snappy - 10
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Post by Monty on Aug 9, 2018 23:02:43 GMT
Bunty - 8 Tink - 8 HURTClott - 10 Scribbles - 10 Gam - 10 Slam - 11 Rott - 10 Dott - 10 Ink - 9 Garden inspector - 10 Nest inspector - 10 Glamm - 10 Mudd - 10 Monty - 13 Fling - 11 Dosh - 10 Posh - 10 Flam - 6 Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 HEALThugg - 9 Tum - 11 Figg - 10 Kip - 8 HURT Snappy - 10 Gong - REVIVED (But sadly got hit by a grand piano so is dead again)
--------------------------------------------------------- August 9, Castle Gam, SWS Headquarters - Meeting Room
Gam: A news reporter AND Gong? What is going on?
Agent: I have no idea. Though my instincts and my current research seems to reveal some sort of 'special force' which seems to be in the control of some particular weevils among us.
Gam: This is bad! All I feel is that they, if I should even mention them out of my own great fear, are simply getting somehow stronger. This bin could be in their hands and although I myself am near death, I fear as if my grandchilden won't be able to make me macaroni pictures up to the heavens and that in itself may as well be hell for all I care! Now, do you having anything of use?
Agent: Sir! Despite my major disagreements of this even being a bin, I can agree that this is a very troubling-
Gam: Will you just shut your annoyance just for once? You voted Watney as President and for as much as that sick turd fucked up my natural environment, I feel much better living in my own delusions than to face up to the dark fact of having to look up at the sky every morning! Now, do you have anything useful to this case or not?
Agent: I have these files which may help track our culprits. We may be able to find the source of the force through the use of measuring waves of energy being emitted!
Gam: Good! This seems more realistic than me suddenly owning a dragon! I may have slight dementia but I know for certain that one of those bitch faced modern presidents snuck under my castle and-
Agent: I am sorry to interupt boss, but I don't feel good. I feel like I'm going to explode!
Gam: Ooh pregnant are ye? Oh wait I forgot you were a boy! Now just sit back and my, how did all that tomato splatter suddenly get all over you? What are all those gooey ornaments that are suddenly around you? My eyes aren't good at interpretting these things today! My, you seem awfully quiet all of a sudden - and I thought you were the most social out of the bunch! Hmm...
ALERT! ALL FOOD BE SCANNED BEFORE CONSUMPTION! HIGH RISK OF DETONATING BOMBS! REPEAT! ALL FOOD BE SCANNED BEFORE CONSUMPTION! THAT INCLUDES CRUMPETS! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! THIS IS ALSO NOT A DIGGER EITHER! OVER
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Post by Robin on Aug 10, 2018 6:06:10 GMT
Bunty - 8 Tink - 8 HURT Clott - 10 Scribbles - 10 Gam - 11 Heal ( for the trauma monty just caused him, ofc ) Slam - 11 Rott - 10 Dott - 10 Ink - 9 Garden inspector - 10 Nest inspector - 10 Glamm - 8 HURT
Mudd - 10 Monty - 13 Fling - 11 Dosh - 10 Posh - 10 Flam - 6 Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 Thugg - 9 Tum - 11 Figg - 10 Kip - 8 Snappy - 10
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Post by Springy on Aug 10, 2018 10:11:34 GMT
Bunty - 8 Tink - 8 Clott - 10 Scribbles - 10 Gam - 11 Slam - 11 Rott - 10 Dott - 10 Ink - 9 Garden inspector - 10 Nest inspector - 10 Glamm - 8 Mudd - 10 Monty - 13 Fling - 11 Dosh - 10 Posh - 10 Flam - 4 HURT Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 16 HEAL Thugg - 9 Tum - 11 Figg - 10 Kip - 8 Snappy - 10
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Post by Monty on Aug 10, 2018 12:25:41 GMT
Bunty - 8 Tink - 8 Clott - 10 Scribbles - 10 Gam - 11 Slam - 11 Rott - 10 Dott - 10 Ink - 9 Garden inspector - 10 Nest inspector - 10 Glamm - 8 Mudd - 10 Monty - 13 Fling - 11 Dosh - 10 Posh - 10 Flam - 2 HURTWeevil X - 10 Octeelia - 16 Thugg - 9 Tum - 12 HEALFigg - 10 Kip - 8 Snappy - 10 Bieber - HURT 1000 TIMES
--------------------------------------------------------- August 10, Rum's Airport, Tum's Diner
Tum: I don't understand what people are going on about! I'm as strong as I can be and I feel a lot more invincible than I have ever done before! Even Gam himself confessed to also feeling a bit upgraded after having a nice long nap last night!
Collegue: Well don't yah think you should still be mindful of whats going on blud? I mean, last night you get dat agent that go blowy blowy after eating a bomb and next moment you get all food be scanned its crazy out here and I don't know how the heel you can work here after such a huge food scare sis!
Tum: I just find it absurd! What weevil or weevils would give power to you know who? It just doesn't seem plausible!
Gordon Ramsay: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? I ASKED FOR BIN BANGERS! NOT SALAD!
Collegue: Whats the trippin' guy doing in here?
Tum: Oh don't mind him! I'm trying to improve the diner and I thought I'd give Kitchen Nightmares a try since there has been a massive downfall in quality over the years.
Gordon Ramsay: OI! YOU! STOP TALKING TO THAT CHAV CHEF OVER THERE AND COME AND SEE THIS! WHY IS IT THAT EVERYTIME FOOD IS SERVED HERE THAT IT KEEPS FORMING INTO A SALAD? ITS ANNOYING ALL THE CUSTOMERS!
Tum: Oh I do apologise! Its been crazy over the past few days! I swear theres some mischief known by the name of 'Jjs' that keeps magically fondling with all my produce and keeps making it so that only salad is ever served! He once messed with Snappy's business to an extent in which it resulted in the president at that time shutting her entire business down! And thats not my only problem since at late nights, one of my night staff keeps letting people in whilst the diner is closed as well as keeps talking about weird stuff such as putting bin pets in the food! Last CCTV footage showed someone floating, two weevils kissing each other and a maniac tour guide that tried to claim to be staff! Its a nightmare!
Gordon Ramsay: Well what do you do if you can't manage operating the place at such a time? You simply don't open it up at all! YOU! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE DOING NOTHING? YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE KITCHEN SORTING OUT THIS MAGICAL SALAD PROBLEM!
Collegue: .......I.....er......the...power....HAS GOT ME!!!
Tum: NOOOO! THIS IS AWFUL!!! THERES BLOOD OVER MY BEST HOODIE THAT I LEANT YOU! WHYYYYYYYYYY!? That bitch does not know whats coming to them! They may have been granted the power to launch a butcher knife from the air and onto one of my staff but take my word I am coming to get them along with those pesky weevils enabling them! I WILL GET YOU O-
Gordon Ramsay: WHATS THIS? A DEATH? YOU CAN'T EXPECT PEOPLE TO JUST EAT LIKE THIS?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND!? THAT IS IT! SHUT IT DOWN!!!
This was the only remaining footage of an exclusive lost episode of Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares. The episode was pulled off the air not due to the fact that someone had been cut in half from a large butcher knife coming from the sky on camera but rather that there was a special law introduced by President Angus De Watteville which made it so that you had to have a special license agreement to film with weevils. Due to not having had such agreement, they had no right to broadcast.
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Post by Robin on Aug 10, 2018 15:12:33 GMT
Bunty - 8 Tink - 8 Clott - 10 Scribbles - 10 Gam - 11 Slam - 11 Rott - 10 Dott - 10 Ink - 9 Garden inspector - 10 Nest inspector - 10 Glamm - 8 Mudd - 10 Monty - 13 Fling - 11 Dosh - 10 Posh - 10 Flam - 2 Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 16 Thugg - 9 Tum - 12 Figg - 11 HEAL Kip - 8 Snappy - 8 HURT
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Post by Springy on Aug 10, 2018 15:16:39 GMT
Bunty - 8 Tink - 8 Clott - 10 Scribbles - 10 Gam - 11 Slam - 11 Rott - 10 Dott - 10 Ink - 9 Garden inspector - 10 Nest inspector - 10 Glamm - 8 Mudd - 10 Monty - 13 Fling - 11 Dosh - 10 Posh - 10 Flam - 2 HURTWeevil X - 10 Octeelia - 16 Thugg - 9 Tum - 12 HEALFigg - 10 Kip - 8 Snappy - 10 Bieber - HURT 1000 TIMES
--------------------------------------------------------- August 10, Rum's Airport, Tum's Diner
Tum: I don't understand what people are going on about! I'm as strong as I can be and I feel a lot more invincible than I have ever done before! Even Gam himself confessed to also feeling a bit upgraded after having a nice long nap last night!
Collegue: Well don't yah think you should still be mindful of whats going on blud? I mean, last night you get dat agent that go blowy blowy after eating a bomb and next moment you get all food be scanned its crazy out here and I don't know how the heel you can work here after such a huge food scare sis!
Tum: I just find it absurd! What weevil or weevils would give power to you know who? It just doesn't seem plausible!
Gordon Ramsay: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? I ASKED FOR BIN BANGERS! NOT SALAD!
Collegue: Whats the trippin' guy doing in here?
Tum: Oh don't mind him! I'm trying to improve the diner and I thought I'd give Kitchen Nightmares a try since there has been a massive downfall in quality over the years.
Gordon Ramsay: OI! YOU! STOP TALKING TO THAT CHAV CHEF OVER THERE AND COME AND SEE THIS! WHY IS IT THAT EVERYTIME FOOD IS SERVED HERE THAT IT KEEPS FORMING INTO A SALAD? ITS ANNOYING ALL THE CUSTOMERS!
Tum: Oh I do apologise! Its been crazy over the past few days! I swear theres some mischief known by the name of 'Jjs' that keeps magically fondling with all my produce and keeps making it so that only salad is ever served! He once messed with Snappy's business to an extent in which it resulted in the president at that time shutting her entire business down! And thats not my only problem since at late nights, one of my night staff keeps letting people in whilst the diner is closed as well as keeps talking about weird stuff such as putting bin pets in the food! Last CCTV footage showed someone floating, two weevils kissing each other and a maniac tour guide that tried to claim to be staff! Its a nightmare!
Gordon Ramsay: Well what do you do if you can't manage operating the place at such a time? You simply don't open it up at all! YOU! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE DOING NOTHING? YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE KITCHEN SORTING OUT THIS MAGICAL SALAD PROBLEM!
Collegue: .......I.....er......the...power....HAS GOT ME!!!
Tum: NOOOO! THIS IS AWFUL!!! THERES BLOOD OVER MY BEST HOODIE THAT I LEANT YOU! WHYYYYYYYYYY!? That bitch does not know whats coming to them! They may have been granted the power to launch a butcher knife from the air and onto one of my staff but take my word I am coming to get them along with those pesky weevils enabling them! I WILL GET YOU O-
Gordon Ramsay: WHATS THIS? A DEATH? YOU CAN'T EXPECT PEOPLE TO JUST EAT LIKE THIS?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND!? THAT IS IT! SHUT IT DOWN!!!
This was the only remaining footage of an exclusive lost episode of Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares. The episode was pulled off the air not due to the fact that someone had been cut in half from a large butcher knife coming from the sky on camera but rather that there was a special law introduced by President Angus De Watteville which made it so that you had to have a special license agreement to film with weevils. Due to not having had such agreement, they had no right to broadcast.
I'm dying, I've been binge watching kitchen nightmares recently
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Post by Robin on Aug 10, 2018 15:19:20 GMT
Bunty - 8 Tink - 8 Clott - 10 Scribbles - 10 Gam - 11 Slam - 11 Rott - 10 Dott - 10 Ink - 9 Garden inspector - 10 Nest inspector - 10 Glamm - 8 Mudd - 10 Monty - 13 Fling - 11 Dosh - 10 Posh - 10 Flam - 2 HURTWeevil X - 10 Octeelia - 16 Thugg - 9 Tum - 12 HEALFigg - 10 Kip - 8 Snappy - 10 Bieber - HURT 1000 TIMES
--------------------------------------------------------- August 10, Rum's Airport, Tum's Diner
Tum: I don't understand what people are going on about! I'm as strong as I can be and I feel a lot more invincible than I have ever done before! Even Gam himself confessed to also feeling a bit upgraded after having a nice long nap last night!
Collegue: Well don't yah think you should still be mindful of whats going on blud? I mean, last night you get dat agent that go blowy blowy after eating a bomb and next moment you get all food be scanned its crazy out here and I don't know how the heel you can work here after such a huge food scare sis!
Tum: I just find it absurd! What weevil or weevils would give power to you know who? It just doesn't seem plausible!
Gordon Ramsay: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? I ASKED FOR BIN BANGERS! NOT SALAD!
Collegue: Whats the trippin' guy doing in here?
Tum: Oh don't mind him! I'm trying to improve the diner and I thought I'd give Kitchen Nightmares a try since there has been a massive downfall in quality over the years.
Gordon Ramsay: OI! YOU! STOP TALKING TO THAT CHAV CHEF OVER THERE AND COME AND SEE THIS! WHY IS IT THAT EVERYTIME FOOD IS SERVED HERE THAT IT KEEPS FORMING INTO A SALAD? ITS ANNOYING ALL THE CUSTOMERS!
Tum: Oh I do apologise! Its been crazy over the past few days! I swear theres some mischief known by the name of 'Jjs' that keeps magically fondling with all my produce and keeps making it so that only salad is ever served! He once messed with Snappy's business to an extent in which it resulted in the president at that time shutting her entire business down! And thats not my only problem since at late nights, one of my night staff keeps letting people in whilst the diner is closed as well as keeps talking about weird stuff such as putting bin pets in the food! Last CCTV footage showed someone floating, two weevils kissing each other and a maniac tour guide that tried to claim to be staff! Its a nightmare!
Gordon Ramsay: Well what do you do if you can't manage operating the place at such a time? You simply don't open it up at all! YOU! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE DOING NOTHING? YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE KITCHEN SORTING OUT THIS MAGICAL SALAD PROBLEM!
Collegue: .......I.....er......the...power....HAS GOT ME!!!
Tum: NOOOO! THIS IS AWFUL!!! THERES BLOOD OVER MY BEST HOODIE THAT I LEANT YOU! WHYYYYYYYYYY!? That bitch does not know whats coming to them! They may have been granted the power to launch a butcher knife from the air and onto one of my staff but take my word I am coming to get them along with those pesky weevils enabling them! I WILL GET YOU O-
Gordon Ramsay: WHATS THIS? A DEATH? YOU CAN'T EXPECT PEOPLE TO JUST EAT LIKE THIS?! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND!? THAT IS IT! SHUT IT DOWN!!!
This was the only remaining footage of an exclusive lost episode of Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares. The episode was pulled off the air not due to the fact that someone had been cut in half from a large butcher knife coming from the sky on camera but rather that there was a special law introduced by President Angus De Watteville which made it so that you had to have a special license agreement to film with weevils. Due to not having had such agreement, they had no right to broadcast.
This is art in it's truest form
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Post by Springy on Aug 10, 2018 15:20:29 GMT
What a coincidence
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Post by Monty on Aug 10, 2018 16:30:25 GMT
Bunty - 8 Tink - 8 Clott - 10 Scribbles - 10 Gam - 11 Slam - 11 Rott - 10 Dott - 10 Ink - 9 Garden inspector - 10 Nest inspector - 10 Glamm - 8 Mudd - 10 Monty - 14 HEALFling - 11 Dosh - 10 Posh - 10 Flam - 0 DEADWeevil X - 10 Octeelia - 16 Thugg - 9 Tum - 12 Figg - 11 Kip - 8 Snappy - 8
Dodo - EXTINCT
----------------RADIO TRANSMISSION------------------------- Luke: Hello and you are listening to "I don't fucking care because I'm up in the air" radio today where I am your host Luke A. Bove joined by my assistant Ella Copter where we will discuss the possible name change to our station after a long record of complaints regarding the language used and the length of the name overall but first, we will be interviewing an extremely famous weevil who is very ambitious about their planes! Take it from here Ella!
Ella: Thank you Luke! We shall be talking to Flam about her experiences above the clouds as well as where she gained interest as well as a load of questions taken in from callers! Lets call her shall we?
....BEEEEP..... ....BEEEEP..... ....BEEEEP.....
Luke: What's going on?
Ella: I don't know! I can't hear anyone saying anything. All I can here is this divebomb kind of sound.
Luke: This isn't good! We're live on air and we already lost a tonne of views last week after having to give a half eaten bag of doritos as a replacement prize due to our original prize of two tickets to New York being shredded up!
Ella: Wait I think I can here something. It sounds like the buzzing is getting loude-
*BOOM*
Luke: What the heck was that!?
? ? ?: Greetings fellow pilots!
Luke: Hey! National Hijack the Radio day was weeks ago!
? ? ?: Wait that's a thing? You weevils are quite the dumb race! Anyway, listen up! You just witnessed your good old friend die a horrible death in a plane crash and I advise you shut your mouth before you get on my bad list!
Ella: What? This can't be! How do you know?
? ? ?: I have been given a remarkable amount of power to actually improve on my sight and hearing and just yesterday she was warned about flying due to being way too weak to properly function but she insisted that the show must go on since she found this radio interview rather important but sadly, the special power buzzing around had officially finished her once and for all and I myself wasn't even responsible for the death this time! Though I guess you guys technically have blood on your hands being as you were the reason she flew up to begin with!
Luke: Blood? Where? I can't see any-
? ? ?: Its a figure of speech you dumb piece of shit! Now that your unfortunate incident has been explained, I can-
Ella: Hey! You can't just take control of our station and speak over whilst being live on air! Who do you think you are? You aren't getting away with this! I'm getting justice!
? ? ?: Well, don't say I didn't warn you.
Ella: ...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!....
Luke: Oh my lord! Ella! That hijacker must have gained controlled of the technology and must have fried her alive via an electrical surge! All as well, I never liked her anyway.
....Wait, we're still on? FUCK!....
*thump thump thump*
*CREAK*
*SLAM* ----------------END OF TRANSMISSION-------------------------
Assistant Ella Copter was tragically zapped on air that awful day. Her boss 'Luke A. Bove' hasn't been seen since running from the station after his accidental 'Gordon Brown' style moment. He is a tall, green and white weevil who preferebly looks like a dickhead so if you see him, please say something.
Another celebrity weevil by the name of 'Flam' has met their doom as their aeroplane crash lands on a nearby oil rig after miraculously passing away whilst up in the air. Officials say that there is some kind of 'special power' held by weevils among us in our community which has both powered and hurt many of our celebrities. Agents of the SWS believe to have found some new information regarding this matter and are yet to release an update very soon.
But in the meantime, stay safe out there, and don't go licking my ass. Hold on, whos been messing with the cards here? What do you mean by 'its just a prank'? Are you actually fucking with my career bro? You wanna fight me you useless sack of spuds? Anyway, just goodbye and join us later! Darn yobos....
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