Bunty - 8
Tink - 8
Clott -
11 HEALScribbles - 8
Gam - 11
Slam - 11
Rott - 11
Dott - 10
Ink - 9
Garden inspector - 10
Nest inspector - 10
Glamm -
2 HURTMudd - 8
Monty - 15
Fling - 12 HEAL
Dosh - 10
Posh - 10
Weevil X - 10
Octeelia - 17
Thugg - 9
Tum - 12
Figg - 11
Kip - 8
Snappy - 8
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August 11,
Castle Gam,
SWS Headquarters - Meeting Room
Gam: Okay Agents! We appear to be finally finding some form of leads in regard to the source of this so called 'special force' going around. Take it from here Agent Tink!
Tink: Thanks sir! Through our investigation, we went to the supposed source and found this torn photo. This weevil on the left is some male red and green weevil which appears to be wearing a red indian feather hat whilst this weevil on the right is a female weevil with a pink head, gold legs-
*SLAP*
Gam: Clott! Pay attention! Back in my day whenever we saw someone extremely pretty looking, we never once lost our own focus of our surroundings! Tink, please continue.
Tink: Eh hem. The weevils in this photo can't yet be identified and we believe that there is at least another weevil involved but somehow the photo was torn resulting in the other part being some place else. *Huff* *huff* *huff*...
Gam: Whats the matter with you? My old man was 130 when he passed and he used to regularly run on treadmils in his old age. In fact, he ran on so many occasions that he died of old age whilst running and even after he died, his corpse was still somehow moving his legs and we thought it was so impressive that we buried him along with the treadmil where he is still running dead to this day!
Tink: I'm sorry! I feel that I have weakened a bit recently. Even my ideas have been utter crap lately! Me and Clott were recently trying to stop global warming and the best thing I could think of was to blow gently on the ground!
Clott: Oh Tink I don't understand! I've felt rather er, more super recently and I totally feel less of an idiot than you now!
Tink: Clott! Take that back at once! Your forgetting that your the lonely piece of shit that once got beaten by a cup as well as forgot to bring pegs to set up camp! Not forgetting that on 'Draw a famous author day', your drawing of 'Dick King Smith' was a drawing of an absurdly innapropriate body part wearing a King Of The Bin crown!
Gam: Oi! Stop your bickering at once! Don't make me re-introduce those those SWS Mission fees where you had to pay 10 Dosh to go out and save the bin and potentially risk your life! Agent Glamm! Wake up! You haven't said anything today!
Glamm: I.... *huff* *huff*... feel like I'm *huff* huff* near death *huff* *huff*
Gam: Well don't go dying in here! I already had to dispose of gooey remains when an agent blew up in here two days ago and I swear some of his intestines went into my mouth along with these round bouncy sort of things
Clott: Um, perhaps they were testicals?
Tink: Oh Clott!
Gam: Actually I think he might be right. Haha he sure makes a point when he says hes getting smarter than you!
Tink: Grrrr...
Glamm: What the heck is the point of all this?! We're meant to be here discussing a threatening power possessed by these particular weevils but we're instead sitting here arguing about whether Gam had balls in his mouth! I'm sick of working here! I miss the good old days where I used to inspect nests! I used to come out every month with a load of stolen *cough* *cough* I mean fully purchased goods but now I'm here working as an agent being paid just below minimum wage where I'm getting paid less than Clott who is known to everyone as the village idiot! How did he even get employed in the first place!? His CV must have been a piece of paper saying 'Job' on it!
Gam: Haha you see here we specifically look for those sorts because just like back in the war, it was extremely easy to get people into combat as people with those sorts of IQs could be put onto frontline no questions asked!
Glamm: You are disgusting! Don't you have any empathy? Don't you have a heart? Don't you-
Gam: Haha this ones on her period am I right lads *wink* *wink*
Glamm: You are a sexist shrivelled up green blob! Maybe you need to stop living in the past for once because as long as your here with your same old 'Women are less superior to men' bullshit, I'm *huff* *huff* *huff* *huff* *huff* Oh God, I knew I didn't have the energy to say such speeches today. I think I'm going to *huff*
*CRASH*
Tink: Oh no! I think she's dead!
Clott: Don't be silly. Shes just sleeping!
Tink: Clott you are absolutely-
Gam: Wrong again Tinko! Your good old dumb friend appears to be right again! Agent Glamm is currently unconscious due to an extreme weakness. You know the drill, throw her in the cannon so that its the responsibility of some other weevil. Old Gam here can't afford to keep an unresponsive weevil running! On a more serious note, this may be the work of the special force where those weevils we found in particular may have been harming this fine young weevil. Be sure to stay safe out there! And keep on the lookout for you know who especially as their power continues to grow!