Bunty - 8
Tink - 8
Clott - 11
Scribbles - 8
Gam -
12 HEALSlam - 12
Rott - 14
Dott - 6
Ink - 10
Garden inspector - 10
Nest inspector - 10
Mudd - 8
Monty - 15
Fling - 14
Dosh - 8
Posh - 10
Weevil X - 10
Octeelia - 17
Thugg - 9
Tum - 12
Figg -
9 HURTKip - 8
Xylophone - NOW CLASSED AS FOOD
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August 12,
Snappy's Photo Studio Shop
Main Department
Snappy: *Huff* *huff* *huff* Why must I be the one who gets hurt by these apparent 'supreme weevils'!? What have I done to deserve this!? Yes, I admit I took a selfie with the corpse of Flam recently but that was only for my 'Psycho weevil' photo album! I'm a victim in all this! Maybe I wouldn't need to make creepy photo albums full of selfies with dead bodies, photos of blood in the supermarket tomato juice, photos of weevils skydiving without parachutes and most creepily of all, photos of Justin Bieber being at the top of the charts had that pesky President Watney not closed down my business over that stupid sex scandal performed by Jjs! And President De Watteville has done nothing to assist me in any way! I'm surprised I've even still got the building though I guess they were simply too lazy to even bulldoze it and so a massive sign saying 'This feature is no longer avaliable on Bin Weevils' was their way of removing it! *Tut* *tut* *huff* *huff* *huff*
*KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK*
Snappy: Sorry! Its by law you can't come in anymore!
*KNOCK* *KNOCK* *KNOCK*
Snappy: ARE YOU DEAF!? PHOTO STUDIOS AREN'T AVALIABLE ANYMORE! I'M SORRY YOU DRAINED YOUR MOMMY'S BANK ACCOUNT AND GOT A TYCOON FOR THIS BUT YOU NEED TO FACE THE FACT THAT THEY ARE OF THE PAST!
*CRASH*
Snappy: Huh? Oh my God! You're *huff* You're *huff* *huff*
? ? ?: Just here to pop by to see how the little weakling was getting along!
Snappy: Hey! I may be getting beaten black and blue- Oh wait I'm already black and blue let me start again. Hey! I may be getting beaten red and red- oh why the hell did I repeat the same colours!? Well forget that! The point I'm trying to make is that I'm at least managing a lot well than Glamm did in her weak phase and I'm determined to keep fighting! Anyway, how did you know how weak I am? I'm the expert in everything camera related and so I'd spot any hidden cameras installed in this old shop!
? ? ?: You really don't understand how this works do you? Your health is all down to the special healing and hurting power held by some very mysterious weevils in society. Once they've hurt you to a certain extent, you simply drop dead instantly - there is no option of 'fighting' in any sort. In regard to my own great knowledge, let's just say I've been granted more power where I have gained the sight of an eagle, the hearing of a cat, the-
Snappy: Oh just stop with the similes already! Theres a reason why I got a U in English!
? ? ?: Well at least you've proven your idiocy being as that was a metaphor just then! But anyway, try to enjoy your life whilst you can because you never know when it could just be all over! Who knows? You could live to see the light of day where you potentially have the opportunity to raise your voice at last being as someone now has to come by to sort out the door I just broke off. You can thank me for that if that day every comes by the way!
Snappy: You don't scare me! Thinking of it, I reckon this so called 'power' is nothing but a media exhaggeration! Do you honestly think for once that I'd believe the gobbledygook of some weevils possessing a super power which can harm and heal us? I simply think its nothing but a minor illness that is going round!
? ? ?: I'm afraid it is not me that you should be scared of anyway! And it appears as if your knowledge of hidden cameras has already gone to mush being as I can already see one under your stool, one on the wall in front of you and one inside the toilet. Its as if some pervert has been knocking about these days!
Snappy: Wait, what!? Noo! It can't be! I knew everything about cameras! I-
*CRASH*
*.....BONG...............*
*..........BONG..........*
*...............BONG.....*
? ? ?: I guess the power has spoken! And what a coincidence for it to happen bang on the clock! Darn how I would love to burn this place down but I fear as if the journalists nearby who are reporting about the recent unaired Kitchen Nightmares episode will spot me. Hm, though I do have another trick up my sleeve!
ALERT! SNAPPY HAS BEEN CONFIRMED 'MISSING' EARLIER TODAY WHERE HER PHOTO STUDIO SHOP- what do you mean by 'Wheres that?' Its been there the entire time! Yes, it has been long shut down by government. Yes, it was related to the 'fanny frame' Jjs created. Will you just let me continue? Right. WHERE HER PHOTO STUDIO SHOP WAS FOUND TO HAVE BEEN BROKEN INTO. ANYONE WHO CAN FIND THE WEEVIL DEAD OR ALIVE WILL BE GIVEN A FREE KINDER EGG AND A SCENTED CANDLE- what do you mean by 'Its a shite reward'? Someone is missing here and quite frankly, we should be finding them for the sake of caring rather than the sake of getting a prize! You don't know the weevil personally? Well it doesn't matter if you know them or not, its about having a bloody heart! No, she likely won't give you a photo studio photo containing someones nudes if you find her! Now, stop interrupting me! Right. IN OTHER NEWS- WHO THREW THAT EGG? RIGHT, THAT DOES IT! YOU CAN GO DO THIS YOURSELF SINCE I'M OUT OF HERE! MAYBE YOU'D DO A BETTER JOB IF YOU DIDN'T HAVE INNAPROPRIATE PHOTOS ON YOUR MIND! DARN FUCKING CAREER
*SLAM*