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Post by Robin on Aug 13, 2018 9:14:07 GMT
Say what super power you would have and why. The next poster then comments on how you would get arrested abusing your super power, and then posts what their super power is. You can use the same superpower.
Mine:
I would like to be able to climb buildings like spiderman (but easier) :3
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Post by Monty on Aug 13, 2018 11:35:13 GMT
Climbing the Kim Il-Sung Statue in Pyongyang
I would like to be invisible
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Post by Robin on Aug 13, 2018 11:49:42 GMT
You can be invisible, but you get arrested trying to sabotage a crumpet factory XD (they catch you with thermal sensors)
I would like to be able to jump very far distances
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Post by Monty on Aug 13, 2018 11:51:09 GMT
Jumping at such a distance would result in such a high speed that you will end up landing on someones head and accidentally killing them since you would have crushed it to nothing ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png) I would be able to teleport
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Post by Robin on Aug 13, 2018 11:54:08 GMT
Teleporting accidentally makes you land on someone's head, and they fall over from the force and die :S
I would like to be able to read minds
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Post by Monty on Aug 13, 2018 12:00:07 GMT
As well as hearing everyone say how gorgeous you look, you'd also hear someone hear about how they're gonna scam you and you'd end up hitting them afterwards by mistake and being as they said it in their mind, you can't prove anything and so you get charged for assault.
I would like to stretch my arms and eyes
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Post by Springy on Aug 13, 2018 12:12:11 GMT
Arrested for knocking an old lady into a bus and your eye stalks poking up someone's skirt I would like to possess someone ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png)
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Post by Robin on Aug 13, 2018 12:26:52 GMT
Arrested for knocking an old lady into a bus and your eye stalks poking up someone's skirt I would like to possess someone ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) ![:o](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/shocked.png) he has some explaining to dooo! XD
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Post by Robin on Aug 13, 2018 12:27:53 GMT
by possessing someone, you give your body to someone who uses your body for tax fraud
I would like to be able to run v fast
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Post by Springy on Aug 13, 2018 12:31:58 GMT
You trip over your own legs, grab onto a market stand and it topples over. Unfortunately it was an antiques stand, and you smashed them all, as well as trapping people in the rubble.
I would like to turn into a cat
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Post by Robin on Aug 13, 2018 12:38:41 GMT
You turn into a cat, but when you come back, the local cat shelter is at your house asking why all of the rescues have moved in
Next I would like to make people around me do silly things like dance
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Post by Monty on Aug 13, 2018 13:10:10 GMT
You'd make them do all your work for you which would result in you getting arrested for slavery
Next I would like to become the incredible hulk
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Post by Monty on Aug 13, 2018 13:11:40 GMT
Arrested for knocking an old lady into a bus and your eye stalks poking up someone's skirt I would like to possess someone ![:D](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/grin.png) ![:o](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/shocked.png) he has some explaining to dooo! XD Er, I was trying to er, hum... Admire someone's shoes and just accidentally took a bit of a peep ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png)
All as well, theres no timestamp for this matter so it could have happened WAYYYY before we even got together XD
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Post by Robin on Aug 13, 2018 14:46:22 GMT
hehe ![:P](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/tongue.png)
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