Clott -
9 HEALGam - 22
Slam - 11
Rott - 38
Ink - 9
Garden inspector - 10
Monty - 17
Fling - 10 HURTWeevil X - 10
Octeelia - 15
Tum - 13
Kip - 11
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- 15 hours earlier -
August 15,
Spider Nation,
WEB Headquarters - Weaponary Unit
Octeelia: Curse these useless Thuggs! They all appear to be getting weaker and weaker! The 'special force' is doing us no favours what so ever! I feel as if you'll have to carry out a big part in this operation, Weevil X
Weevil X: Me? Why, I'm currently planning on stealing that mystery special key that used to be held by the old Bin Pet Shop owner! Through my hidden cameras, I found that the God awful stuck up bitch who recently became the richest weevil possesses it! You don't know what the key could open up! It could be treasure! It could be money!
Octeelia: Oh shut up about the stupid key already! And in terms of hidden cameras you could really use them for better use than spying on weevils such as that Snappy for your sexual enjoyment! And I know full well that you've been doing stuff to that dead body we're keeping of her in the room next door!
Weevil X: Well its not my fault you never let me go outside and socialise! I'm always kept here where the only choice I have is to mast-
Octeelia: Oh just shut up and do what I say already! I firstly need to get these useless Thuggs back into fashion! Thuggs! GET INTO COMBAT POSITION!
Thuggs: No means no! We knoooooooooooooowww!!
Octeelia: Oh fer fucks sake they've gone back to reciting that scene from the Wizard of Oz again! This is doing us no favours!
Weevil X: You think thats bad! They were pretending to be the Minions from Despicable Me earlier! It was utter cringe!
Octeelia: The darn 'special force' has also made them dumber! Watch me throw some this white goo over one of them!
*SPLASH*
Thugg: Ooo, its sleeting!
Weevil X: Wait was that sper-
Octeelia: Now then! I want you to go down there and attempt to strengthen the Thuggs to their former glory! You-
*CRASH*
Octeelia: NO!! MY ARMY! ALL THOSE YEARS OF IMBREEDING HAVE BEEN ALL FOR NOTHING! CURSE YOU 'SPECIAL FORCE'! Weevil X, it looks like its Plan B! Take that helicopter loaded with weapons over there and simply attach a nuclear bomb to Castle Gam! If there are any problems, RING ME IMMEDIATELY!
Weevil X: Don't you realise how dangerous that could be flying a helicopter with all that on?
Octeelia: Oh here we go again! You've always been such a special snowflake! I mean, you once pressumed all the weevil celebrities ignored you where you then ended up joining this very terrorist organisation due to how darn sensitive you were!
Weevil X: Hey! You persuaded me to join at the time!
Octeelia: Huh, I guess you make a point. Anyway, get some sleep and tomorrow, I will expect that you and that helicopter will be gone from the premises! Oh and you will need some form of disguise cause wearing that turban is way too noticeable. Goodnight!
*CREAK*
*SLAM*
Weevil X: Well screw that unattractive spider! I think I'll be stopping by Posh's Palace tomorrow to recieve my key first where it will be until I find what the key opens that I will THEN blow up Castle Gam! I wonder if I can use the dead Thuggs as some sort of sandbags?
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- Present Day -
August 16,
WEB Helicopter
Weevil X: Right, I'm finally hovering above the palace! I don't understand why the place has become a lot more secure these days! Now, to carefully land on the roof-
*CRASH*
Weevil X: Oops! Spoke too soon!
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August 16,
Posh's Palace,
Posh's Bedroom 2C
Posh: Ewww! Whats that horrible peasant doing all over my stuff?
Weevil X: Peasant!? I'm merely a terrorist! Now give me that key and nobody gets hurt!
Posh: *huff* *huff* Why did this day have to come when the 'special force' has weakened me?
Weevil X: Ooh has the 'special force' got to our precious little princess? This is going to be easier than I thought! I could even kidnap your Bin Pet again but the idea of it shitting everywhere over there really puts me off the idea. Oh well, I'll go take that!
*YOINK*
Posh: Hey! Thats mine! I won't let a disgusting weevil wearing a "I'm with noob" T-Shirt and a poundworld cowboy hat steal my- *huff* *huff* NOOOO! WHY MUST YOU WEEVILS KILL ME? I HAVEN'T EVEN GOT TO PROPERLY ENJOY MY WEALTH!
*CRASH*
Weevil X: Sweet dreams and thank you 'special force' for giving me this wonderful blessing! Now, to find where this key goes. I reckon theres something in the shop that will help me find the answer! Lets get back into the helicopter and break in!
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August 16,
Bin Pet's Paradise,
Bin Pet Shop
*CRASH*
Weevil X: Oh man not again! I need to re-take my helicopter flying lessons! It was a good thing that the 'go see the shot down corpse' event is over otherwise this place would have been populated! Now- wait, what's that? A safe? Now let's try this key!
*CLICK*
Weevil X: It worked! Who would have known that I've actually done something right for once! In such a small amount of time as well! I reckon theres loads of money in there! Or better, a load of precious gold and other items! I can't wait! ...
*CREAK*
Weevil X: Huh? What the heck is this? "Congratulations! Upon using my 'will key', you are now officially the new owner of the Bin Pets Shop!" OH FER CRYING OUT FUCKING LOUD!!!
The Bin Pets shop is now officially back in business as an unknown weevil by the name of 'Raleigh Eval' takes over upon finding the exclusive key "Inside some Bin Pet leavings" which immediately gave him full ownership of the store! The council has also been able to round up all the wild bin pets and return them to their un-natural habitat where any feral bin pets bought will get an exclusive 'vicious' discount and an exclusive warranty that allows you to put them down COMPLETELY FREE along with a FREE replacement Bin Pet! The owner also says that the 'mysterious hole in the ceiling' will be fixed as soon as possible!
The latest richest weevil status has been short-lived as Posh was tragically found dead in her home where the remaining members of the Dosh family will now equally share the wealth. Another mysterious hole was also found in the ceiling of Posh's bedroom also resulting in a team of forensics studying a possible "Hole Bug" since it seems like the only possibility as things stand. Residents are "over-joyed" at the news of Posh's death due to "major discrimination" against one another's income as well as the fact that Hem was evicted after she had "ran out of expensive hats and crowns". Gosh has also been found to have become a Somali pirate where locals are starting to conspire that "Posh has simply given her away" due to the documented annoyance the former-richest weevil had with her little relative.