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Post by Monty on Aug 17, 2018 13:07:35 GMT
Clott - 7 HURTGam - 30 Slam - 12 HEALRott - 38 Monty - 17 Fling - 10 Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 Tum - 16
---------------------------------------- Date: ? ? ? Time: ? ? ? Location: ? ? ?
Garden Inspector: *huff* *huff* I feel as if I'll be safe up this mountain but I fear as if this 'special force' has been stripping me down! Its as if its a punishment for my sins!
...Ouch!...
Garden Inspector: *huff* *huff* I think its going to finish me! Oh why did I have to be such a horrible murderer? I feel more guilty than an average person gifting someone a candle! *huff* *huff* Well, I must do whats right and write down my confession before I go!
*SCRIBBLE* *SCRIBBLE*
Garden Inspector: ...And show those super weevils whos boss, I'm going to beat them to it and kill myself before it kills me by jumping off this steep edge. So, here goes. Goodbye sort of cruel but generally okay in terms of food woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrld!
*CRASH*
Garden Inspector: ................Huh? Wha- WHY AM I NOT DEAD OR SEVERELY INJURED!? This is impossible! All I have is a minor bruise and I jumped from quite the height! That does it! I'm going to stab myself with this sharp pointy stick!
*SHANK*
Garden Inspector: WHAT!? Just a small mark!? It appears as if I can actually say 'Tis but a scratch' where I would be telling the truth! Lets bash my head in with that rock!
*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*
Garden Inspector: NOT EVEN A LUMP!? WHATS GOING ON!? ....*huff* There it is! The final blow! I guess you win 'special force'!...
*CRASH*
The Garden Inspector's body was later found by a bunch of hikers where in her hand lay a confession to the murder that recently occured in her shop. There would usually be a funeral and burial/cremation for this circumstance but due to being outed as a murderer, we have no choice but to put the corpse under arrest where they will later face trial and will soon be transferred to a nearby prison for a given amount of time. Cause of death is currently unknown as there is the possibility of it either being done by the scary 'special force' or by some form of torture as some faint marks around the body have been spotted.
Ink also passed away in his sleep as he napped in Tum's Cafe. Tum is trying to reason with Ink's bank to try and get money out due to the fact that he "never paid the fee of relaxing" but the bank is refusing to give in due to it being deemed as a "stupid concept" as well as the fact that during Ink's sleep, a huge explosion occured which resulted in literal poop landing all around Ink's face disguising itself as a brown beard. The only thing Ink will be remembered by will be by how he is so utter pathetic at everything and how he will most likely not be missed!
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Post by Springy on Aug 17, 2018 15:45:23 GMT
Clott - 5 HURT Gam - 31 HEAL Slam - 12 Rott - 38 Monty - 17 Fling - 10 Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 Tum - 16
I missed a lot of celebs out, so who's up for a part 2 after?
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Post by Monty on Aug 17, 2018 16:14:13 GMT
Yeah but I don't think I'm up to writing another story XD
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Post by Springy on Aug 17, 2018 16:32:15 GMT
Oh Ok
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Post by Springy on Aug 17, 2018 16:48:06 GMT
Clott - 3 HURT Gam - 32 HEAL Slam - 12 Rott - 38 Monty - 17 Fling - 10 Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 Tum - 16
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Post by Springy on Aug 17, 2018 18:08:26 GMT
Clott - 1 HURT Gam - 33 HEAL Slam - 12 Rott - 38 Monty - 17 Fling - 10 Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 Tum - 16
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Post by Monty on Aug 17, 2018 21:01:16 GMT
Clott - -1 DEADGam - 33 Slam - 12 Rott - 39 HEALMonty - 17 Fling - 10 Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 Tum - 16
---------------------------------------------------- August 17, Asylums R Us, Clott's Room
Nurse: I don't know what to do doc! Clott has just gotten weaker and weaker as well as dumber and dumber by the hour! You think that this 'special force' could have gotten to him?
Doctor: It just seems too much of a fictional fantasy scenario! How the heck can individual weevils suddenly develop a power that can both heal and hurt individual celebrities?
Clott: Wh- wheres Tink?
Nurse: Urk! He's at it again! You know he recently followed someone into a bathroom after they say they needed to tinkle? Not only that, but he went running round the children's section of the asylum upon hearing one of the doctors saying that they were going to put tinkerbell on!
Doctor: Well, theres only one solution to all this - SNAP OUT OF IT YOU FUCKING MORON!!
*SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP*
Clott: Oh Tink you do hit me good!
Doctor: Best keep at it!
*SLAP* *SLAP* *SLAP*
Clott: Oh hey Spongebob! Its Patrick again!
Doctor: Oh crap now he doesn't know what media he represents! I've never had a patient who was so hard!
Nurse: Have your techniques ever worked on anyone before?
Doctor: Not really thinking of it. Even then, I was hired based on only GCSE grades and the only subject I passed was Art so I don't know how I'm even here! Huh, whats he writing on the wall?
"Is this Castle Gam? Oh wait, or is it spelt Caslle like Tink spelt it as?"
Doctor: Oh fer crying out loud! - Its gonna take ages to rub that out!
Nurse: I don't know about you but I think hes just got even more loopy ever since he was admitted! I don't think this place is helping him well!
Doctor: Well I know one thing we can do which will solve all our problems! A lobotomy of course!
Nurse: Wow no wonder you failed GCSE History being as you failed to realise that those sorts of practices haven't been a thing since the 50s and 60s!
Doctor: Wait... How did you know I did History!? Have you been stalking me? Get away from me! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!
*SLAM*
Nurse: What a paranoid little cu-
*CRASH*
Nurse: Ack! Clott!! He....he.....he is dead! Why did the world have to take someone who was so famously thick? There there, at least you are up with Tink now *sniff* *sniff*- Ooo a debit card! Lets see how much this thicko had in his account by scanning it on this special machine of mine! ....
IN DEBT BY SIXTEEN MILLION?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
And another famous celebrity bites the dust as Clott passes away in a local asylum. Celebrities far and wide who believe to have been affected by this weird power have began going mental so its only a matter of time until they're all in the psycho home at this rate! Will the 'special force' truly end or will it take every celebrity known to the bin I mean city (sorry Mr. President) and what if all celebrities die? Will it go for us ordinaries instead? Oh no! Now I'm scared! WHY COULDN'T I HAVE BEEN A CLUB PENGUIN ISLAND INSTEAD!?
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Post by Robin on Aug 17, 2018 21:42:23 GMT
Yeah but I don't think I'm up to writing another story XD :'c <3
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Post by Monty on Aug 17, 2018 22:00:57 GMT
Yeah but I don't think I'm up to writing another story XD :'c <3 Once this one is over anyway you'll all know how everything works and what not xD.
Theres always the fan fiction section for other things <3 <3
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Post by Springy on Aug 20, 2018 16:04:15 GMT
Gam - 34 HEAL Slam - 12 Rott - 39 Monty - 17 Fling - 8 - HURT Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 Tum - 16
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Post by Springy on Aug 20, 2018 22:40:18 GMT
Gam - 35 HEAL Slam - 12 Rott - 39 Monty - 17 Fling - 6 - HURT Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 Tum - 16
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Post by Monty on Aug 21, 2018 14:07:44 GMT
Gam - 33 HURTSlam - 12 Rott - 40 HEALMonty - 17 Fling - 6 Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 Tum - 16
------------------------------------------------------------- August 21, Castle Gam, SWS Headquarters - Meeting Room
Gam: Hello and welcome to your first SWS meeting! How are you all? I particularly took aboard you three being as all of you have claimed to have been affected in some way via the 'special force'.
Slam: The 'special force' has certainly made me a lot more jammy in a sense that I came to realise how terrible my song "Slam's Jam" truly was as well as how God damn awful that toy box of mine is and I am extremely excited to try and uncover more information about this phenomenon!
Monty: I too have become more powerful! I even have the urge to go to Kennedy Publishing and give the executives a nice slap on the face for virtually 'raping' my magazine!
Fling: I'm just here for new clothing! My only clothes were severely stained with genuine shit as a result of that darn Clott! And recently, I feel as if the 'special force' has been dancing me down a little so I do hope we find something for the sake of my own life!
Gam: I feel thrice as much more greater than I usually am as a result to this great power! Despite my extremely old age, I can now officially run marathons without needing to check my heart as well as do backflips right next to a volcano! And haha that Clott sure is a nonce and its no surprise to see how he actually died recently! But regardless, if we all do well, I'll especially create a mission which is solely revolved around sitting here all day saying how terrible Clott was! Ah, would it be-
*SLAM*
Rott: Gam my old friend! I think I've found some vital information!
Slam: Wow Rott, the rumours about you were true! You are quite the gentlemen!
Gam: So my best agent (no offence to any of you lot), what have you found? Is it something regarding the three weevils?
Rott: Precisely! Through my quadrupled state of mind, I was able to successfully find out who these weevils actually are through surfing the web as well as getting strong telepathy links connected to the power as a result of being healed to such a great length! The red and green weevil here identifies as a trade unionist named 'Monty' but he is also known as 'Monty200' which us lot can refer to him as in order to avoid confusion with Agent Monty here. Furthermore, the rather glamourous amazement here identifies as 'Celestia' whom turns out to actually be a rather high-end fashion model who has actually won numerous beauty awards over the years and last but not least, this yellow and black weevil here is the one you should be the most afraid of since they turn out to be a well-known and top-trusted assassain known as 'Springy' who is known to have been the most sneakiest and most proffesional killer out there! I might be able to pinpoint an exact location as to where these weevils reside if I keep training my developed mind but as for now, we need to get searching around! We don't know how long this 'special force' will be around for though it does appear to have died down a bit recently however, the weevils could merely be taking a break and so it doesn't mean we should slack off either!
Gam: Amazing work! I knew I could rely on you! You heard him agents! Get searching! And if Octeelia calls, just say I'll be in the shower and will be out in the minute!
SWS Agents then scanned the whole area and failed to find anything of use. And it was to everyone's dissapointment to find that the gumball machine was empty which resulted in them coming back with abolustely nothing at all! As to Gam's surprise, there have been no calls from Octeelia of any kind and Rott is set for further research. Oh, and the Bin Pet Shop got a new door handle but nobody really cares about that do they?
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Post by Springy on Aug 25, 2018 21:02:59 GMT
Gam - 34 HEALSlam - 12 Rott - 40 Monty - 17 Fling - 4 HURTWeevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 Tum - 16 Assassin
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Post by Springy on Aug 26, 2018 9:56:55 GMT
Gam - 35 HEAL Slam - 12 Rott - 40 Monty - 17 Fling - 2 HURT Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 Tum - 16
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Post by Springy on Aug 26, 2018 14:27:27 GMT
Gam - 36 HEAL Slam - 12 Rott - 40 Monty - 17 Fling - 0 DEAD Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 Tum - 16
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