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Post by Springy on Aug 26, 2018 15:51:14 GMT
Gam - 36 Slam - 10 HURT Rott - 41 HEAL Monty - 17 Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 Tum - 16
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Post by Monty on Aug 26, 2018 19:40:39 GMT
Gam - 36 Slam - 8 HURTRott - 42 HEALMonty - 17 Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 Tum - 16
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August 26, Bin Pet's Paradise, Bin Pet Shop
Weevil X: And here is your receipt! Thank You for adopting a pet and would you like fries with that? We currently have a deal on where you get this free McDonald's medium fries coupon for every pet you buy! It was actually funny since someone came in here and adopted fifty pets for the sake of the fries where little did they know that it would have been much cheaper to have went and just bought fifty packets of fries as they were! But anyway, the nearest McDonald's is somewhat twenty to thrity miles from here where you-
*RING* *RING*
Weevil X: Oh I must get that! ...Hello?
Octeelia: Finally! Where the hell have you been!? Its been over a week and you haven't been answering my calls! How long does it take to attach a bomb to a castle?
Weevil X: Well, funny story. I may have found the source of that key that Dott left behind in her final words where I may have found the source where I may have found a piece of paper which told me to take over the Bin Pet's Shop...
Octeelia: AND YOU LISTENED TO IT? ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE? WE DON'T KNOW HOW POWERFUL GAM AND THAT TWAT ROTT MAY HAVE BECOME IN THIS TIME! ONE OF GAM'S NEW RECRUITS FLING ONLY JUST RECENTLY DIED A FEW HOURS AGO SO NOW IS A GOOD TIME TO LAUNCH AN ATTACK WHILST THE SWS ARE DOWN IN NUMBERS!
Weevil X: Well you yourself claim the 'special force' made you a bit more powerful so what was wrong with you doing it? I myself have become quite fond of this new job of mine and I haven't felt either 'hurt' or 'healed'.
Octeelia: You are actually useless! Your the only sort of terrorist I know of who would ever want to do a side job working as an ice cream salesman! And you don't know what power I possess! Let me just show you what I can do as a result of a blessing from this 'special force'!
*SPLAT*
Weevil X: HEY! THAT WAS ONE OF MY BEST CUSTOMERS! HE WAS JUST ABOUT TO BUY A DECADE'S SUPPLY OF BIN PET FOOD! HOW DARE YOU USE YOUR POWERS TO MAGICALLY HIT SOMEONE BY MOVING THE CASH REGISTER WITH YOUR MIND! THAT DOES IT! I QUIT! YOU GO TAKE DOWN GAM YOURSELF!!
Octeelia later in the day sent Gam a surrender flag for a war that hasn't even broke out yet. It certainly shows they are nothing but a wimp! The Bin Pet Shop owner 'Raleigh Eval' has also been confirmed to be no other than known WEB terrorist 'Weevil X' where he has recently announced that he will be "giving up the evil stuff" to focus on his new job where due to the contributions he has made as the newest Bin Pet Shop owner, police have decided to put him on probation rather than lock him up for his crimes over the years. Officials say his probation is likely to 'end earlier as expected' after the new and improved Weevil X gave the police officer a 'free medium fries' coupon that he can use at McDonalds
Fling himself was sadly found dead in the SWS Headquarters where Club Fling will be returned to one of Fling's family members 'Bing' where Bing himself is "overjoyed" to get the area to himself since it will "serve as karma for when Fling took over the area for himself" back when he and Bing joint owned the place as "Bing's Grotto and Club Fling" several years ago. Bing has also announced that in memory of his recently passed relative, he will display Fling's shit-stained trousers for all the public to see and remember Fling by.
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Post by Springy on Aug 26, 2018 22:15:59 GMT
Gam - 36 Slam - 6 HURT Rott - 43 HEAL Monty - 17 Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 Tum - 16
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Post by Springy on Aug 26, 2018 23:42:46 GMT
Gam - 36 Slam - 4 HURT Rott - 44 HEAL Monty - 17 Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 Tum - 16
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Post by Springy on Aug 27, 2018 0:43:03 GMT
Gam - 36 Slam - 2 HURT Rott - 45 HEAL Monty - 17 Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 Tum - 16
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Post by Springy on Aug 27, 2018 10:54:44 GMT
Gam - 36 Slam - 0 DEAD Rott - 46 HEAL Monty - 17 Weevil X - 10 Octeelia - 15 Tum - 16
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Post by Springy on Aug 27, 2018 12:06:12 GMT
Gam - 36 Rott - 47 HEAL Monty - 17 Weevil X - 8 HURT Octeelia - 15 Tum - 16
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Post by Monty on Aug 31, 2018 16:32:21 GMT
Gam - 36 Rott - 48 HEALMonty - 17 Weevil X - 8 Octeelia - 13 HURTTum - 16
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Post by Robin on Sept 6, 2018 6:59:05 GMT
Hehe the board kinda died after I went on holiday
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Post by Robin on Sept 6, 2018 7:00:15 GMT
Gam - 36 Rott - 48 Monty - 18 HEAL Weevil X - 8 Octeelia - 13 Tum - 14 HURT
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Post by Springy on Sept 10, 2018 19:13:36 GMT
Your favourite assassin is back, ready to off more hated characters Gam - 36 Rott - 49 HEALMonty - 17 Weevil X - 6Octeelia - 13 Tum - 16
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Post by Springy on Sept 10, 2018 20:18:21 GMT
Gam - 36 Rott - 50 HEAL Monty - 17 Weevil X - 4 HURT Octeelia - 13 Tum - 16
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Post by Robin on Oct 8, 2018 17:49:58 GMT
Gam - 36 Rott - 50 Monty - 18 HEAL Weevil X - 4 Octeelia - 13 Tum - 14 HURT
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Post by Springy on Oct 8, 2018 18:03:03 GMT
Gam - 36 Rott - 52 HEAL Monty - 18 Weevil X - 2 HURT Octeelia - 13 Tum - 14
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Post by Springy on Oct 8, 2018 19:30:20 GMT
Gam - 36 Rott - 53 HEAL Monty - 18 Weevil X - 0 DEAD Octeelia - 13 Tum - 14
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